Director: Tommy Wiseau Cast: Tommy Wiseau, Greg Sestero, Juliette Danielle and some other people who you’ve also never heard of
Johnny is engaged to be married to Lisa, but Lisa decides she’s bored of Johnny and starts an affair with Johnny’s best friend, Mark. Meanwhile, Lisa’s mum gets breast cancer, their neighbour Denny gets involved with drugs, plus a bunch of other tangents that don’t end up going anywhere.
You’ll probably be familiar with The Room (or the “Oh hi Mark” scene at the very least) via its cult following on the internet, which has developed as it’s frequently cited as the worst film ever made. While I’ve not actually seen every film ever made, it just wouldn’t be fair to vouch for that claim, but it is fair to say it’s probably a strong contender. With its lack of coherent and flowing storyline, its amateur acting, the plastic sets and the quite frankly creepy dark turn at the end of the film, it’s hard to find a positive. Despite that however, I did find myself strangely drawn in and I ended up watching the whole thing, beginning to end, without even a loo break.
The thing that sticks in my mind the most about The Room is just how bloody weird Tommy Wiseau is (the director and actor that plays Johnny). The new film The Disaster Artist is based on the book that Greg Sestero wrote from his experiences on the set of the film, and I’m really interested to see it to get a look behind the scenes. Wiseau has an unusual presence in every scene (not in a positive way, I might add), which I think is what gives the film its unique intrigue. Wiseau wrote the screenplay himself, and I just desperately want to know what on earth was going on in his head- did he seriously read it back and think it made sense? I read somewhere that nothing that happens between somewhere around the 20 minute mark and the final scene has any bearing on the outcome. Plus, why was Denny taking drugs? Does Lisa’ mum recover from cancer? Why is their friend Peter not at Johnny’s birthday party if they’re such good friends? Why did Mike injure himself so severely when he fell into the bin, and then be miraculous healed a couple of day later? Why did Lisa arrange a surprise party if she hates Johnny so much? NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!
Like I say though, there is something about the film that pulls you in. It’s cult status is partly down to its comedic so-bad-it’s-good factor, but I did find myself really wanting to find out whether Johnny and Lisa could work things out or if she would end up with Mark. I’ve watched films that are technically better, but have enjoyed them less. I get the impression from what I’ve seen about The Disaster Artist that Wiseau was kind of rejected by Hollywood, but really the joke’s on them now because this has propelled Wiseau to an ironic stardom. There’s a strange charm about The Room, and I was gripped.
This is not suitable for children or watching with your parents (there are FOUR sex scenes) but I would recommend watching this with a group, so that you can all share and enjoy the rite of passage of watching possibly the worst movie ever. It’s hard to rate this one, as I suppose I did kind of like it, but if I’m being fair and rating all my films from a skill/talent/technical perspective, it can’t really do much better than a measly one star.